I resolve to be more like Paula and less like Simon.
I resolve to save my money! Cause I can't keep spending like Paris.
I resolve to appreciate all the special people in my life.
Finally, I resolve to stop procrastinating. But I'll get around to it whenever I can.





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-We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.
-Save the
-Want to get laid? Crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.
-You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.
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But as long as the nation is obsessed with historic milestones, is no one going to remark on what a great country it is where a mentally retarded woman can become speaker of the house? - Ann Coulter
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Buy my book! BUY MY BOOK! BUY MY BOOK!!!
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-We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.
-Save the
-Want to get laid? Crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.
-You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.
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